Did you ever have a neighbor who's back yard looked like Sanford & Sons? I mean crap everywhere!!! Looks like the never ending yard sale, except there is no sale. Isn't that soooo annoying??!!!!! Just ruins the view for all the other neighbors. You work so hard to make your back yard look so nice, then you're Junkyard neighbor screws it all up? Well folks, I AM that neighbor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not proud of it, and it's NOT MY FAULT!!! I have a son who has to have every big boy toy known to big little boys, and cause he lives with Mommy, Mommy gets to store it all.
Can I sell anybody a boat? How about a jet ski? A Blow-up Boat? Some tires? Give me a couple of days and I might have a four wheeler to sell!! Sorry, the siding is NOT up for grabs, but I can't wait to get that out of the yard too!!
I have a better idea. Who wants to buy a big, strong, sweet young man? He comes with mandatory removal of all of the above toys!!! Any offers?
Rob built me a very nice patio a few years ago, and I had the back yard decorated so nice with lots of flowers and "Yard Stuff", but now I don't even want to go back there, much less decorate.
P.S. As I'm typing this, Bobby is sitting here telling me about the dirt bike he's going to get, SOMEBODY STOP ME BEFORE I HURT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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